Where sex be happy happy


Sometimes I cry after an orgasm. This isn’t always a bad thing, as many women seem to like it as they think it’s a sign of the intensity of my experience. I don’t understand why I cry and I’d rather not as it’s not at all manly.

Is there any way to prevent tearful orgasms?

Sob Story

Dear Mr Sob,

Thank you too much for emotional question, Mr Sob. Quick answer be that it no be uncommon for orgasm for trigger tears, especial if you carry tears with you that look for release. Orgasm provide mental charge that blow hole through consciousness and let all kind of emotions spill out.

For some reasons Svutlana often chortle with orgasm–experience that call me chortasm. Chortle be word that combine chuckle and snort and come for English from Lewis Carroll in Alice in Wonderland.

Sex be lot like fall down rabbit hole, Mr Sob…


Sometime sex make you big. Sometime sex make you small. And some time sex make no sense at all. Sex look and feel so different from rest of life that it require different set of rules. When you struggle with cry, you apply rules of everyday behavior for sex. It never be good ideas for try for fit sex in for rest of life.

Am no sure if you do, Mr Sob, but from time for time Svutlana will look at random peoples at grocery store or on street or especial at Starbuck and try for imagine what these peoples look like when have orgasm. Maybe some peoples have chortasm with smile like Cheshire Cat; maybe some whimper. Maybe guy who just order Starbuck bold pick of day make sound like he try for wrestle orgasm for ground.

Who for fuck know? All Svutlana know be that try for have correct emotional response for orgasm be lose battle. Orgasm be what it be.

Svutlana give final word for Lewis Carroll:

“Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -“
“Or else what?” said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.
“Or else it doesn’t, you know.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


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