Where sex be happy happy

Svutlana write first op-ed piece ever on Svutlana blog because Svutlana be extreme concern about state of cunnilingus brand.

Cunnilingus experience spate of bad publicities that begin when Michael Douglas basical say it almost kill him and continue this week in Toronto where mayor of city say…Svutlana let mayor speak for self:


Rob Ford now be shine face of cunnilingus for world and, for be honest, he no exact be first spokesperson cunnilingus would choose if cunnilingus have anything for say in matter. If Svutlana choose on behalf of cunnilingus, Svutlana pick Ellen DeGeneres for lesbian market and Harvey Keitel for heterosex market.

In response for Michael Douglas claim about health hazards of cunnilingus, Svutlana respond with say that cunnilingus contain vaginal flora that include lactobacilli. Lactobacilli inhibit in vitro growth of pathogenic microorganisms Bacteroides fragilis, Escherichia coli, Gardnerella vaginalis, Mobiluncus spp., Neisseria gonorrhoeae, Peptostreptococcus anaerobius, P. bivia and Staphylococcus aureus. In other word, cunnilingus vaginal flora be probiotic and extreme good for digest system. And in rigorous clitical trial, cunnilingus be prove for prevent scurvy. In Svutlana opinion, cunnilingus belong in diary case beside Chobani passion fruit Greek yoghurt.

It take hundred of centuries and whole lot of porns for establish orgasm-friendly cunnilingus in sexual armamentarium and few months for two silly mens for undermine. Svutlana say for all womens let us campaign on behalf of cunnilingus and restore its good name.

Actual cunnilingus no be good name…there be need for rebrand cunnilingus with new name. Svutlana recommend cunniyoghurt or yogilingus.

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