Where sex be happy happy

Dear Svutlana,

I hold you personally responsible for what happened to my husband and me last night. Our three children were out for the evening so my husband and I had a romantic dinner and returned home to light some candles and make happy happy in the living room. The doors were shut so the dog couldn’t get in and we were having a great time using the position roulette wheel app you recommended to me.

We were enjoying the standing wheelbarrow and making a lot of noise when I heard a sound. We were not alone! My twentysomething son AND his friend were in the house. They beat it for the exit and I don’t think they saw anything, but this morning my son was looking at me with a strange grin on his face. I feel so unsettled, Svutlana. I don’t know what he heard, but he certainly knows what his parents were doing.

A Wheelbarrow Full of Embarrassment

Dear Ms Wheelbarrow,

First, congratulate profuse on spin wheel with land on stand wheelbarrow that be Svutlana most favorite position of all times, Ms Wheelbarrow. Win Svutlana win be-lay race at annual Svutlandia sex picnic with cover lot of grounds extreme fast in this position.

Reggie and Betty from Archie comic demonstrate stand wheelbarrow below:


It be impossible for do stand wheelbarrow with no make single sounds, Ms Wheelbarrow. Laugh be most common sound associate with stand wheelbarrow, especial when try for get in for position. Run shoes beside couple indicate that this be athletic position that require fair amount of strength for suspend disbelief.

All that be said, am no exact sure how Svutlana be responsible for peoples who hear you make happy happy, Ms Wheelbarrow. If Svutlana be in house and provide fuckcilitation with encourage you for spin wheel and make loud noise when get in for positions, then yes, Svutlana be person direct responsible. Fuckcilitation be service Svutlana provide, if anyone be interest, but in this case, Svutlana simple plant idea inside your mind for spin happy happy roulette wheel that you can purchase with app or make yourself with draw from hat one of positions you find here…

http://www.menshealth.com/sexpositionmaster/getlucky.html

It seem for me that son be proud of you and husband for make happy happy and this be why he grin. He probable brag for friends that parents get on it with make loud noises in live room after twentysomething year of marry and he hope he do same when he be your age. You, on other hands, be unsettle with embarrass. Need you for get for fuck over this, Ms Wheelbarrow. No do you anything wrong and nobody see anything that traumatize them except what you see inside your head.

Svutlana vice for you be for light candles next Saturday night, return for live room and spin wheel again one time, Ms Wheelbarrow. All sex accidents demand that you return for accident scene and recreate with outcome you desire as soon as possible so you no become sex phobey. If can absolute no clear house out, recreate scene inside mind many times over. Svutlana vice be base on principle of classical sex conditions that be main construct for Svutonomic theory.

Theory state, and quote me that “Any happy happy experience that be associate with strong emotion (especial negative) always result in conditions”.

Vice have Svutlana for everybody be for always recondition response immediate after sex accident and be careful for manage all strong negative emotion that in some unfortunate case lead for missexthropy where you want for fuck somebody you no like one little bit.

Warm regard you too much!

Svutlana

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