Where sex be happy happy

Slide2For sure 28,000 years be long happy life for sex toy we call dildo. Dildo be strange word if ask you me. It sound like penis that surprise you when it jump out of can.

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Oxford English Dictionary have absolute no ideas where word dildo come from, but wherever it be, from 16th century onward dildo enter English language and stay here.

Other languages have other word for dildo that seem for reflect cultural attitudes toward penis that no be attach for male:

Russian фаллоимитатор (“phallic imitator”)

Hindi darshildo (have me absolute no ideas what this mean)

Spanish consolador (“consoler”)

Greek δονητής (“vibration thruster”)

Welsh cala goeg (“fake penis”)

French Don Juan d’Autriche (“Don Juan of Austria”)

Svutlandian gashooshlank (“penis”)

Greek word sound aggressive and Spanish word seem little bit sad for me, but French word sound like dildo that make grand entrance. Hindi darshildo sound nice. Too nice.

In Svutlandia we no degrade inanimate penis and peoples who use them with modify penis with word “fake” or “imitation”. All penis and penis-like device for give pleasures be call gashooshlanks.

It seem for me that words have difficult times with express sex pleasures. All we can say for sure be that, after at least 28,000 years of experience, dildo by any other name feel as good.

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