Where sex be happy happy

I consider sex a misdemeanor. The more I miss, de meaner I get. ~Mae West

Mary Jane “Mae” West have much for teach us about how for have playful happy happy attitude toward sex and, if you be female, Ms Mae show you exact how for become delectable dame.

Ms Mae give simple instructions as follow:

It isn’t what I do but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

Allow Svutlana for deconstruct this quote.

It isn’t what I do but how I do it.

For sure Ms Mae no walk up for ABM machine with eyes cast down so as no for attract attentions. Ms Mae sashay up for bank machine and enter her password like she caress nipples on lover.  Your body tell your mind how for feel. Guarantee me, if you wiggle your hips as you walk down street, your mind think you be up for something good.

It isn’t what I say, but how I say it…

Mae West have unique way of speak that be sexy and sassy. For talk like Ms Mae, speak as if every word hold tantalize possibles of double entendres or rapier critique of social mores. Wherever you go, look and listen for Mae West-isms.

Svutlana give you Mae West quote generator for help:

______ is like _______. The more ________the ____ you_________.

Svutlana generate couple of example:

Sex be like bologna. More sex you have, less you worry about gross stuff that go in for it.

Husbands be like stop signs. More often you see them, more likely you be for ignore them. 

and how I look when I do it and say it…

Mae West know that how you look matters, but only for how it make you feel. Believe or no, study say that peoples who dress in lab coat perform better on quiz than peoples in street clothes. Svutlana absolute no recommend that you wear lab coat, but take little bits extra time for think about what kind of look would make you feel how you want for feel. It never cease for amaze Svutlana how little time it take for make look that make you feel sparkles.

Most important thing for remember about Mae West be that she no give one shit about what peoples think. In world were little thumbs up be most covet collectible, it be increase difficult for be Mae West but it be worth efforts because maybe one day somebody make you in for work of art.

Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct--it’s an art...
            Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct–it’s an art…

Salvadore Dali make Mae West in for work of art and her lips in for sofa. What womens no want body part for be make in for furniture as long as it no be Ikea that imply she be in pieces and in need for some assembly?


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